I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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