I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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