But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
All I want is dick and wine.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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