Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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