You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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