When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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