I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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