I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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