i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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