That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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