my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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