But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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