idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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