feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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