On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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