Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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