No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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