this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
you never un-have a 4some
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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