We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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