Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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