wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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