he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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