Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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