So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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