are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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