You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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