We're like a lot better than the average bears
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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