Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I currently don't understand fingers.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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