If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Enjoy the penises
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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