i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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