That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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