just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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