used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Randomize
