I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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