should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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