I saw his package. It spoke to me.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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