So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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