Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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