that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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