just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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