whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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