She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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