ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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