I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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