Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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