This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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