Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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