I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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