i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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