Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
