look no pants
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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