He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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