is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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