Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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