In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
