is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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