So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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