I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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