also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
True college students do jello shots in the library
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