This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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