And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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